IGgy IGsen posted:

Scene 1: Hell-En... I mean Nadira, The LPFWA Women's Champ comes to the ring to talk a bit about her achievement but then Hell-Ena the LPFWA Women's Champ comes in and is upset that there's two titles... I dunno. They'll have a match to unify the belts as well as the timelines at the next PPV.

#1 Buscus Brawl
Bone Pimp (c) vs. Fruitsniffer
FRUITY HUGS BONE PIMP!

#2 Singles Match
Konami Kouda vs. Garbo Girl
Konami basically kicked around Garbo for a while

#3 Singles Match
anilEhilated vs. Macro Man Keynes
anil picks up the win via pinfall after a lot of back and forth.

#4 Bunny Title
Kylo Ren vs. D the Destroyer (c)
Kylo, in his new edgelord outfit, beats D for the cute title :3

#5 Co-Comm Championship
Unlikely Roommates vs. Third Street Sinners (c)
As unlikely as their being roommates is, they are also unlikely champions. But sometimes unlikely things happen. Like this time

Intermission: LPFWA vs. The Universe
Fruity and TCP vs. Hiromu and Daryl
Fruity and Chis Pine win, Fruity went nuts at the end and secured the pinfall.

Main Event: Kawaii Championship
DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Tolvie (c)
DCB tried. But Tolvie is still champion